Desperate times call for desperate measures.  Yes the economy is getting better but it's a slow climb.  In an effort to make it even harder for employers to get a real read on prospective hires and for prospective employees to get a leg up on the competition, you can now "Buy a Job Reference".

 

Sketchy? Yes.  Unethical? Probably.  Does it work? Infact it does.  This fine upstanding company also offers Apartment References.  So if the last place you rented "didn't work out so well", never fear, for a small fee BuyAJobReference.com will tell your next landlord that not only are you a vegan that does yoga every morning, but you are also a neat freak and that you never have guests.  I guess a little poetic justice never hurt!